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2009-06-10T20:35:00.000-07:00

Beware New Tactics Of Car Jacking

2009-06-09T17:49:00.000-07:00

BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)

Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating...

You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window.

So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.

And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED....

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later.

And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands.

Please keep this going. BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!!

Do not take life so seriously

2009-06-03T23:33:00.000-07:00

Dance

Rest

Get Retail Therapy

Sleep a little

Kiss a Lot!

Relaxe in nature

Have Fun

Giggle a lot

Scream at the top of your voice

Take a bubble bath

and

Be happy!!!

About the Green Potatoes

2009-06-03T22:24:00.000-07:00

Green = vegetables = good, right?

Not when it comes to potatoes.

Here's an important piece of information that few these days know about.

Green in potatoes indicates the presence of a rather harmful toxin. When you see patches of green in your potatoes as you peel them, cut out the green parts entirely and discard them.

What is the green? Actually it's chlorophyll. Not bad for you at all. But the chlorophyll indicates that the potato has been exposed to sunlight. And where the potato has been exposed to light is where a natural toxin in the potato (solanine) becomes concentrated at harmful levels. So, never store your potatoes on the counter. Always keep them in a cool, completely dark place.

According to the Wikipedia, deep-frying potatoes at a high temperature (306°F) effectively lowers the level of toxins. But boiling them (212°F) has no effect. Best to stay on the safe side and just cut away the green parts. The NIH website mentions that the potato sprouts can also have concentrated solanine, so those too should never be eaten.

Difference between Wife and Girlfriends

2009-06-03T19:32:00.000-07:00

Some People Say:

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......

Once get it, CORRUPTED.

So better choose TV :D

Don't Be Tension!!!

2009-06-03T18:18:00.000-07:00

The moment you are in tension

You will lose your attention

Then you are in total confusion

and you'll feel irritation

This may spoil your personal relation

Ultimately, you won't get co-operation

And get things into complication

Then your BP may raise caution

And you may have to take medication

Why not try understanding the situation

And try to think about the solution

Many problems will be solved by discussion

Which will work out better in your profession

Don't think it's my free suggestion

It is only for your prevention

If you understand my intention

You'll never come again into tension!!!

Who Moved My Cheese?

2009-06-03T17:50:00.000-07:00

CHANGE HAPPENS
They Keep Moving The Cheese

ANTICIPATE CHANGE
Get Ready For The Cheese To Move

MONITOR CHANGE
Smell The Cheese Often So You Know When It Is Getting Old

ADAPT TO CHANGE QUICKLY
The Quicker You Let Go Of Old Cheese, The Sooner You Find New Cheese.

CHANGE
Move With The Cheese

ENJOY CHANGE!
Savor The Adventure And Enjoy The Taste Of New Cheese!

BE READY TO CHANGE QUICKLY AND ENJOY IT AGAIN
They Keep Moving The Cheese

3 Dolls in a Man Life

2009-06-03T01:23:00.000-07:00

The Three Dolls in a Man Life are:

1. His Daughter ...... "Baby Dolls"

2. His Girlfriends ...... "Barbie Dolls"

3. His Wife ......

"PANADOL"

Handphone Interference from Rest Room

2009-06-03T00:02:00.000-07:00

Pass This On:

Check with your hand phone; make sure that your hand phone can still make a call before you enter a restroom.

And after entering into that particular toilet, if your phone cannot make a call out (this is due to the interference of fiber optic during implementation), it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside, and so be very cautious ladies!!

PLEASE ALSO PASS THIS TO YOUR MOTHER, SISTER, AND GIRL FRIENDS FOR ALL MALE!!!!

18 Rules for Lovely Life in 2009

2009-01-06T01:59:00.000-08:00

1. Pursue Achievable Goals

2. Keep A Genuine Smile

3. Share With Others

4. Help The Neighbours

5. Maintain A Youthful Spirit

6. Get Along With The Rich, The Poor, The Beautiful, and The Ugly

7. Keep Cool Under Pressure

8. Lighten The Atmosphere with Humor

9. Forgive The Annoyance Of Others

10. Have Few Pals

11. Cooperate And Reap Greater Rewards

12. Treasure Every Moment With Your Loved Ones

13. Have High Confidence In Yourself

14. Respect The Disadvantaged

15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally

16. Give Thanks to the Almighty

17. Take Calculated Risks

18. Understand "Money Isn't Everything..."

Every Little Smile can touch Somebody's heart May U find hundreds of reasons to smile today and May U be the reason for someone else to smile always!

Test Your Eyes with Character

2008-11-12T01:45:00.000-08:00

Test Your Eyes!!

I found them all.

Can you find the B (there are 2 B's)?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once you've found the b

Find the 1

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII1IIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the 1........... ...

Find the 6

9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999699999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999

once you've found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...

Find the Q.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO

make 2 wishes!

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