Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Too Much Technology | Just For Laugh

Posted by Admin | 8:35 PM | | 0 comments »

Too Much Technology | Just For Laugh#

Dad why do we need five finger when there are only two mouse buttons
dad why don't you buy one of those screensavers
the coffee machine is broken
f1 f1 f1 for shouting help
mom, how come you have given me only a name and not password
i am really getting worried about the increasing use of credit card
sorry we can't email your pizza as attachment
what's your address
he saw your laptop and wants to know if he can check his email
we must be on a mailing list

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Beware New Tactics Of Car Jacking

Posted by Admin | 5:49 PM | | 0 comments »

Beware New Tactics Of Car Jacking#

Beware New Tactics Of Car JackingBEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)


Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating...

You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window.

So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.

And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED....

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later.

And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands.

Please keep this going. BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!!

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Do not take life so seriously

Posted by Admin | 11:33 PM | , , | 0 comments »

Do not take life so seriously#

Dance
Do not take life so seriously,dance
Rest
Do not take life so seriously,rest
Get Retail Therapy
Do not take life so seriously,baby shopping
Sleep a little
Do not take life so seriously,baby sleep
Kiss a Lot!
Do not take life so seriously,baby kiss a lot
Relaxe in nature
Do not take life so seriously,baby relaxe ini nature
Have Fun
Do not take life so seriously,baby have fun
Giggle a lot
Do not take life so seriously,baby giggle,laugh
Scream at the top of your voice
Do not take life so seriously,baby scream
Take a bubble bath
Do not take life so seriously,baby taking bubble bath
and

Be happy!!!

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Difference between Wife and Girlfriends

Posted by Admin | 7:32 PM | | 0 comments »

Difference between Wife and Girlfriends#

Difference between Wife and Girlfriends,Girlfriend Handphone,Sexy

Some People Say:

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......

Once get it, CORRUPTED.

So better choose TV :D

Difference between Wife and Girlfriends,Wife Tv


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Don't Be Tension!!!

Posted by Admin | 6:18 PM | , | 0 comments »

Don't Be Tension!!!#

Don't Be Tension,dont so,dont be bad,dont be sad,dont you,just dont,high tension

The moment you are in tension

You will lose your attention

Then you are in total confusion

and you'll feel irritation

This may spoil your personal relation

Ultimately, you won't get co-operation

And get things into complication

Then your BP may raise caution

And you may have to take medication

Why not try understanding the situation

And try to think about the solution

Many problems will be solved by discussion

Which will work out better in your profession

Don't think it's my free suggestion

It is only for your prevention

If you understand my intention

You'll never come again into tension!!!

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Who Moved My Cheese?

Posted by Admin | 5:50 PM | , | 0 comments »

Who Moved My Cheese?#

Who Moved My Cheese?

CHANGE HAPPENS
They Keep Moving The Cheese

ANTICIPATE CHANGE
Get Ready For The Cheese To Move

MONITOR CHANGE
Smell The Cheese Often So You Know When It Is Getting Old

ADAPT TO CHANGE QUICKLY
The Quicker You Let Go Of Old Cheese, The Sooner You Find New Cheese.

CHANGE
Move With The Cheese

ENJOY CHANGE!

Savor The Adventure And Enjoy The Taste Of New Cheese!

BE READY TO CHANGE QUICKLY AND ENJOY IT AGAIN

They Keep Moving The Cheese

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3 Dolls in a Man Life

Posted by Admin | 1:23 AM | | 0 comments »

3 Dolls in a Man Life#

The Three Dolls in a Man Life are:

1. His Daughter ...... "Baby Dolls"




2. His Girlfriends ...... "Barbie Dolls"




3. His Wife ......



"PANADOL"

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Handphone Interference from Rest Room

Posted by Admin | 12:02 AM | | 0 comments »

Handphone Interference from Rest Room#

Handphone Interference from Rest RoomPass This On:


Check with your hand phone; make sure that your hand phone can still make a call before you enter a restroom.

And after entering into that particular toilet, if your phone cannot make a call out (this is due to the interference of fiber optic during implementation), it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside, and so be very cautious ladies!!


PLEASE ALSO PASS THIS TO YOUR MOTHER, SISTER, AND GIRL FRIENDS FOR ALL MALE!!!!

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